The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You

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The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You

Mass Hysterias, Bubbles, Delusions, and Fads

By Vlad Mezrich

6 x 8, 176 pages, 2C, paperback

Even though your vampire's skin is transfixingly translucent, he can still be very hard to read. Sometimes he's simply holding back his true feelings, resisting the urge to bite you in the chance that one day you will truly love him. And other times . . . well, he's just not that into you. How can you tell? Undead dating specialist Vlad Mezrich has all the answers and much more: o quizzes o Top Ten lists o language analysis o real-life (and real-death) testimonials o fancy flowcharts Once you go vamp, you never decamp--so let this eternally rewarding book show you the way to the vampire of your dreams. To learn more about this title or to read an excerpt, click on the publisher's link:

Jeff Fleischer is a journalist who has written for numerous publications, including Mother Jones, University Wire, and the Sydney Morning Herald. He lives in Chicago, Illinois.

Justin Heimberg writes books and films. He lives in an extreme suburb in Maryland.

Chuck Gonzales is a New York City- based illustrator. Growing up in North Dakota, he became very familiar with surviving on the tundra.

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